I'm a Murderer...
Resaca, GA
Guilty. I did it your honor. As of today, I am guilty of turtlecide. I pulled into a rest area in northern Georgia this morning. As I took the split to head back to the truck parking, I saw a turtle crossing the road. He was only about three feet from making it, so I was able to miss him with all ten of my tractor tires. No such luck with the trailer tires. He was in a bend and the wheels didn't quite make it around him. Poor bastard. Oh, well. I'd like to think that some other critter at least got a meal out of it.
I can't believe I haven't hit a deer yet. They're EVERYWHERE!! I did have a bird fly into my windshield last week. That was quite a splat, I assure you. I didn't think I'd ever get it cleaned off.
I saw a strange billboard in Atlanta today. It had a crimson background and two words written in cream colored type. The two words were "I Pooted." Just those two words and nothing else. No corporate logo or anything. I don't get it. I thought perhaps it might be an ad for an anti-constipation medication.
Any Questions? Any Comments? Be Quiet as You Go...
Guilty. I did it your honor. As of today, I am guilty of turtlecide. I pulled into a rest area in northern Georgia this morning. As I took the split to head back to the truck parking, I saw a turtle crossing the road. He was only about three feet from making it, so I was able to miss him with all ten of my tractor tires. No such luck with the trailer tires. He was in a bend and the wheels didn't quite make it around him. Poor bastard. Oh, well. I'd like to think that some other critter at least got a meal out of it.
I can't believe I haven't hit a deer yet. They're EVERYWHERE!! I did have a bird fly into my windshield last week. That was quite a splat, I assure you. I didn't think I'd ever get it cleaned off.
I saw a strange billboard in Atlanta today. It had a crimson background and two words written in cream colored type. The two words were "I Pooted." Just those two words and nothing else. No corporate logo or anything. I don't get it. I thought perhaps it might be an ad for an anti-constipation medication.
Any Questions? Any Comments? Be Quiet as You Go...
1 Comments:
OK, the "I pooted" thing really intrigued me. I started searching (which, I am sure, was their intention). Apparently these are a Cartoon Network promo. Info for your perusal...
http://www.mtannoyances.com/?p=399
http://tinyurl.com/kqdtp
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